Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Tune)

Redeyed the Stoner Poker Player

You know Moon, Dodo, Slapee, CLC, and Golfer,
DJ, and Trek and Siuranger, and HeyJC
But do u recall, the most stoned poker player of all?

Redeyed the stoner poker player…
Had an awful lotta of bowls.
And if you asked her a question
She already forgot it was posed.
All of the other poker players
Wonder why she takes so many breaks
Redeyed the stoner poker player
Munches on cookies and cake.

Then through a fog Redeyed sees, her cards are ready to play
Redeyed with her eyes so slight, forgets to play her cards just right
Redeyed gets Autofolded
As she shouts at the site!
Redeyed the stoner poker player,
Digs around to find a light…

(Verse 2)

You know Limo, and Harry and Farmer and VegasRoy

Wheels, Swebear, Khayless and Fuzzy
But do u recall, the most stoned poker player of all?
Redeyed the stoner poker player
Plays too many tourneys at once
Because she might not answer…
Many people call her a dunce.
Redeyed wins lots of money
And then she breaks into song
Redeyed the stoner poker player…
Celebrates by lighting up her bong

Then one boring Oregon Eve
Redeyed started the Raiders
The League had all the Redeyed fans
Until the SexyBeast got banned
Redeyed gets lots of emails
Over one hundred mails each day
Redeyed the stoner poker player
Cause of email- no time to play!

(Verse 3)

You know Strat, Nuk, Papa, Kris, and Kimi,
Wonder, and Rose,Kenogal, and vzmoney…
But do you recall, the biggest burnout of them all?

Redeyed the stoner poker player
10 chat windows all aflash
Redeyed gets confused and flustered
Can’t focus on winning the cash.

Sexybeast gets crazy mad on chat
Bad beats all the blankin’ time
Redeyed the kindly stoner lady
Sends her dealer with a dime…


Merry Christmas from Redeyed and RedsRaiders

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Checkout the article Strat did on
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Also you can go to Pokerchamps league to see my freerolls and The bounties that I have placed on the heads of league members. Just look under the "League Freerolls, Bounties, and Challenges" section. These bounties can be claimed by anyone so join in the fun.









28 April 06
Bounties for Friday nite freeroll at Titan:

Anyone can claim:
All two dollars:

1. DrTan
2. Kissmypj's
3. Serenemoon
4. Sexybeast77
5. Stratman
6. red283
7. redeyed
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